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Short jokes.
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Brutal captcha
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Permalink thrashleydawn:

femintits:

so my friend is in italy and she bought me this

Is this what eating a bag of dicks is like
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pleatedjeans:

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Dumb dumb
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nephapocalypse:

eloarei:

Bold What’s True

you are in college
you are female
you have a pretty good idea of what you want to do with your life
you are short (under 5’4)
you text a lot
you are single
you like a lot of different kinds of music 

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you are in college
you are female
you have a pretty good idea of what you want to do with your life
you are short (under 5’4)
you text a lot
you are single
you like a lot of different kinds of music 
you are close with your mom
you don’t have a job 
you have a horrible fear of bees 
you have quite a few guilty pleasures
you don’t have many scars
you stay up late
you dye your hair
you enjoy iced coffee
you drink occasionally 
you like to shop
your grades are fairly good 
you are lazy
you prefer facebook to myspace
you are paranoid  
you have a dog
you would consider going to law school
you would consider plastic surgery of some kind
you are somewhat superstitious
your first name is short (4 letters or less)
you have/had a piercing other than ears 
you are not very athletic 
you watch a lot of television
you read a lot 
you get nervous easily
you have blue eyes 
you are disorganized
you feel that you are friendly 
you donate time or money to charitable organizations
you don’t hear very well
you are pale
you have a tumblr
people ask for your advice
you also ask for advice a lot
you like sushi
you’ve been out of the country
you have a food allergy 
you sleep with a stuffed animal
summer is your favorite season
your birthday is in the spring
your parents are divorced
you have moved multiple times
people think you are funny
but you have a weird sense of humor
you carry a purse
you think a lot 
you meditate 
you seem shy, but only when you first meet someone
you like parties
something on your body hurts right now
you have a sensitive nose 
you often have strange dreams
you are a bit on the hyper side

(Source: surveyhaven)

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Permalink havexheart:

No matter what combination, these are all gold.